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Drinks on Me Cocktail Napkins, Life Support

Hilarious, snarky and downright funny! Get the fun flowing at parties and family gatherings with laugh-out-loud statements: "I now know how it will all end for me… One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone…" And on the opposite side, "Parents Today: text me when you get there, text me the names of the kids who are there, text me when you're coming home. Parents in the 80s: Bye."

  • 20 napkins per pack
  • Triple-ply tissue
  • Nontoxic dye
  • Made in the USA
  • 5 (W) x 5 (L) inches
  • $ 700

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